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I just rang my daughters school to enquire about the new uniform. She told me all about it and then I asked her for the web site address so I could have a look. So she says to me: “so you have access to a computer then”?  Well derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What dumb things have you heard people say?

lol!

I have to admit i have come out with some corkers myself!. the most memorable was when my husband and i went for a walk, i pointed over to the side of the path and said “Theres a hole in that cave!”

cat - 26 Jun 2009 11:06 AM

lol!

I have to admit i have come out with some corkers myself!. the most memorable was when my husband and i went for a walk, i pointed over to the side of the path and said “Theres a hole in that cave!”

Hahahaha that’s priceless cat.    

Just today I told someone I once live in the shop above my cousins flat, i must of being having another one of my senior moments

good one cat

kezflake - 26 Jun 2009 12:35 PM

Just today I told someone I once live in the shop above my cousins flat, i must of being having another one of my senior moments

good one cat

PMSL!!!!! (Nearly as good as mine!)

Lol - I always get my words the wrong way around! I’ll be sure to put them on when I remember .

LOL at a whole in the cave Cat lol.

And Souxi! How ridiculous is that women? A computer! who doesn’t have one? LOL

told someone yesterday we were going on holiday “ anywhere nice” she said. DOH we always go somewhere we hate, doesn’t everyone?

I’m also one who asks the obvious and I hate myself for it. Last time I saw a friend standing in front of his car, hood up looking at the engine and I couldn’t stop myself of asking “Got some car problems?” That’s so me.

This one actually works under 5’s (I know I’m wicked aren’t I ),

When asked whats that object doing in that place ie whats your stuff doing on my table I have a tendency to say “I don’t know, ask it!”

I took a lasagna out of the oven yesterday, and immediately, my man sticks his fingers in it to grab a piece of cheese.

“Ow! It’s hot!!”

“Uh...yeah. You just watched me take it out of the oven.”

Silly boy. :D

That is so man like isn’t it?

MillyK - 29 Jun 2009 11:03 PM

I took a lasagna out of the oven yesterday, and immediately, my man sticks his fingers in it to grab a piece of cheese.

“Ow! It’s hot!!”

“Uh...yeah. You just watched me take it out of the oven.”

Silly boy. :D

Funny stuff. I always have my foot in my mouth with silly comments.. apparently anyway… I never realise I’m doing it until someone points it out… so I’m happily oblivious to my silly statements. I do often wonder why people just look at me at times though