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    *How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One!ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

    Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

    **They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out**And,once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!*lightbulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET forthe past 17 YEARS!

    **But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would **STILL** **BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER **PICKS UP OR**CARRIE SOUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED **FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT* *ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!****IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! **AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES ****THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    ******I’m sorry. * *What was the question?*

    #13534

    Hahahaha 😆 :lol::lol: 😆

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    bab

    LOL That is brilliant!!!

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