Time for some crazy and outrageous jokes !

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    Q: Why do women have such small feet?
    A: So they can stand closer to the oven.

    Q: What’s a man’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
    A: Telling you his real name.

    Q: What do you call a man with an opinion?
    A: Wrong.

    Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
    A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge

    Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers?
    A: They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don’t work.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

    Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.
    ” Boy: “Really?”
    Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

    A small boy was lost at the beach, so he went up to a lifeguard and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The lifeguard said, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women!”

    Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911. Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up? Blonde: No, it’s working fine. Operator: Then what’s the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves!

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    Q. Why did God make man before woman?
    A. You need a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

    Q. How does a man change a light bulb?
    A. He holds it in place and waits for the world to revolve around him.

    Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
    A. Because otherwise it’d be hell.

    Q. What’s the difference between government bonds and men?
    A. Bonds mature.

    Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
    A. Gifted.

    Q. What did God say after creating man?
    A. I can do better.

    Q. What do you call a man who won’t go down on you?
    A. You don’t.

    A couple weeks ago I went down to a county fair.  I saw they had one of those “Believe it or not?” shows, and they were featuring a man who was born with both a penis and a brain!

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